Patience Overstretched

I have quite the patience,
More than you think it is.
Stretch it all you want,
Stretch it even more.

Just be careful where you step on,
Be very careful stretching that patience on and on.
Brute fights is never my option,
It is through words that I'll get your attention.

I'm quite a serious man so to speak,
Quite observable from the very first peek.
Yes I do become bubbly,
But I take EVERYTHING seriously.

The way you act now?
I'm just not up to it.
I've been patient with you,
But you over-stretching it.

I'm like a piece of steel,
Malleable and flexible.
Just be very careful,
I may turn into a double edged steel.

I'm still patient with you though,
No need to worry.
I'm still serious,
But can be quite bubbly.

Act right and we will be in sync,
Getting along with you has been quite a slick.
Just don't overstretch it...

For I WILL slice you....kapeesh?


-A.R.L.
JUST A NOTE:
Kapeesh is actually spelled as "capisci." Did it for pronunciation sake :)